NEW YORK, NY (WALB) - A New York, New York man's tale of a recent visit to Starbucks has exploded on Facebook. And it's pretty easy to see why.
Demit Strato posted his harrowing tale on the Starbucks page on Facebook.
It all started with an order for a Venti Iced Coffee when Strato ordered soy milk instead of regular milk.
And it went south from there.
"This is the second time I ordered a Venti Iced Coffe(e) with Soy Milk this month where the Soy Milk request was ignored and regular milk was instead used," wrote Strato. "I've pooped 11 times since the A.M. My bottom hurts from all the wiping."
He goes on to explain that he didn't order the substitution for fun, but that it's necessary.
"I don't order soy mil(k) because I'm bored and want my drink order to sound fancy. I order soy milk so that my bottom doesn't blast fire for 4 hours," he explained. "I'm not a Charmander."
He concludes the rant by signing off: 'P.S. I'm writing this from the comfort OF MY TOILET.'
In four hours, the post gained over 61,000 reactions, 4,100 shares, and over 17,000 comments. But those numbers are rapidly rising.
The post indicates that Starbucks responded privately to Strato's tirade, but here's to hoping his future requests for soy milk are answered.
You can read his full story below:
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